Gertrude Said:

Does anyone have a 2 month internship they can offer me in Paris?

We Answered:

The problem right now is that many people are on holiday, real hiring will start in September, which might explain why you have no answer. As well, we are going through the economic crisis here too and jobs are becoming scarce.
Have you tried contacting the French-British chamber of commerce?
I can't help you there, all I can do is wish you good luck.